i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.

(Source: teen-wolf)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

demonsandblades:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

Au where Dean’s a human

YOU DIDN’T

Too soon?

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kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.
kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.

kellybeanslittlespace:

trippy-dragon-captain:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

That Gatsby comment made my entire life.

"hazelnoots" always makes me laugh so hard in almost cry! Probably because I always see it in the middle of the night/early morning and I’m delirious .-.

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Alaska is the like America of America. Guns and fireworks errywhere

firefliesplantlifeearlybirdies:

gotsoulxnotsoldier:

carry-on-my-wayward-sons:

redhoodsandbloodyhearts:

disneythis-disneythat:

theghostparty:

samspurpletoothbrush:



SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER
WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE





IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER



dying or maybe already dead
firefliesplantlifeearlybirdies:

gotsoulxnotsoldier:

carry-on-my-wayward-sons:

redhoodsandbloodyhearts:

disneythis-disneythat:

theghostparty:

samspurpletoothbrush:



SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER
WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE





IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER



dying or maybe already dead

firefliesplantlifeearlybirdies:

gotsoulxnotsoldier:

carry-on-my-wayward-sons:

redhoodsandbloodyhearts:

disneythis-disneythat:

theghostparty:

samspurpletoothbrush:

image

SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER

WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

image

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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

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dying or maybe already dead

(Source: ellie-mayflower)

daughter-of-a-badass:

silvenhorror:

trenchcoatandimpala:

demon-gone-rogue:

twistic:

fl-eurx:

what flavour is this?

death

Leviathan.

Leviathan.

Tastes like Dick <3

i’m so done with all of you

(Source: jew-sea)

  1. Camera: KDDI-CA CA005
  2. Exposure: 1/303th
  3. Focal Length: 4mm
simulatedcity:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

NICE
simulatedcity:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

NICE

simulatedcity:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

NICE

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

image

perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

(Source: geekstuffandranting)

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

against-stars:

an entire nonverbal conversation in a pair of shrugs
you guys are married

against-stars:

an entire nonverbal conversation in a pair of shrugs

you guys are married

(Source: dean-winchester-loves-pie)

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

no
no
And no


•PRETTY FUCKING FANTASTIC

gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

wolveshowls:

grobanite4lifegeronimo:

tmae3114:

banilly:

stlgeekgirl:

tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

Rebloging for the last 2 panels

Perfect.

accurate

Reblogging this for the last two panels

I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING, OHMYGOD

(Source: sandandglass)